Mysterious Flamingoes Show up on Medford Lawns

Flocks of flamingos have been sighted in multiple neighborhoods throughout Medford this weekend. Our souces say that it might be linked to breast cancer awareness and a local varsity sports team. We have not gathered enough evidence yet, but we do have an official photograph confirming that there was a flocking at Mayor Michael McGlynn’s home.

“The pink birds have been known to travel to multiple destinations in the past, so don’t think that you are safe from a flocking! Tomorrow morning they may come to you!” Said a source who declined to be named.

– InsideMedford.com